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I. Deň druhý - Vespa Crabro
Zo soboty mám akosi najmenej spomienok, do klubu sme dorazili relatívne neskoro. V pamäti mi utkvel koncert 1000mods, publikum bolo s ich tvorbou veľmi oboznámené, pre mňa premiéra. Nasadenie kapely bolo bezchybné, zvuk neprekombinovaný a priamočiara hudba dostávala ľudí do varu. Za mňa to bolo možno až príliš veselé na takúto akciu, ale jeden z lepších koncertov na veľkom pódiu.
Oproti tomu boli páni z Elephant9 na malom pódiu z úplne iného cesta. Gitary vystriedali klávesy Hammond, hnané cez vytočené lampové kombá a masívny zvuk zchorusovaných varhanov bol príjemným spestrením večera. Navyše práve klávesák predvádzal virtuozitu, ktorá v kontexte iných kapiel asi ani nemala konkurenciu. Zdatne mu sekundoval basgitarista a presný bubeník, preklápajúci rytmy ako dieťa formičky s pieskom na ihrisku. Nenútená improvizácia a nadšené prijatie publika. Psychedelický jazzrock, ľudia bez telefónov a dvadsiatnici nadšene skandujúci hudobníkom z generácie ich otcov. Je naozaj rok 2026?
Deathchant boli veľmi v kontraste. Svoje vystúpenie zahájilo kvarteto z Los Angeles presne dvadsať minút po polnoci s perfektným nasadením. Jednoduché rytmy, melodické vyhrávky, ťaživé riffy a – na počudovanie obrovská dávka emócii. Aj takto vyzeral koncert Deathchant. Pre mnohých vrchol sobotného večera. Podľa mojho úsudku predali aj dosť vinylov. Myslím si, že Kapela o ktorej bude ešte reč. Na záver vystúpenia sa chlapci aj vyobjímali, čo je na podobných koncertoch pre mňa novinka.
II. Zápisky z Lièžskeho MaelstÖMu - Tom/EZR
Ráno sa prebúdzame do slnečného jesenného dňa. Praženica z belgických vajec od Vespu Crabra, doplnenie zásob v potravinách a okolo obeda vyrážame peši do mesta.
Zjazd z našej horskej ubikácie sa hadí popri tehlových radovkách cestou niekam dole. Vzhľad mesta sa zmení po prechode popod diaľnicu na typickú belgicko-francúzsku mestskú výstavbu - úzke troj-štvorposchodové domy s vikiermi na strechách a kamennou bosážou na fasádach.
Prichádzame do centra, kde sú tradičné pivárne s terasami nalepenými vedľa seba. Po tom ako obsluha nejaví o nás záujem minimálne v dvoch podnikoch, konečne nachádzame miesto, kde čašník prichádza takmer okamžite.
V domácom blonde ale Jacoba Izáka Goldsteina pristáva čmeliak, ktorý je vzápätí vylovený a trochu viac než len pošteklený špáratkom, ktoré mi podal Tah-ša-tung.
Z krčmy odvedľa odnáša policajný sprievod návštevníka, ktorý nejaví známky odporu, do policajného auta a so zapnutými majákmi ho odvážajú niekam preč. Neskôr sa dozvedáme, že v centre Liége v ten deň zatkli 40 výtržníkov, ktorí robili bordel v meste.
374 schodov Montagne de Bueren hravo zdolávame smerom nahor a končíme v miestom craft beer podniku, kde skupinka starších belgičanov prejavuje záujem o to odkiaľ sme. Tipujú poľštinu alebo češtinu, niečo z východu, ale určite nie ruštinu.
V záchode okrem dvojkilového závažia (374 schodov urýchlilo isté procesy) nechávam na kachličkách nalepenú nálepku JDØS. Ešte jeden krát sa treba najesť belgických hranoliek a už sa vezieme na starú známu adresu, kde sa ten večer bude hrať stoner rock, doom metal a iné dobroty.
Ako prvých si pri nealko Cristale z balkóna veľkej sály dopriavam Talianov Ufomammut, ktorí si razia svoju psychedelickú nálož podladeného stoner metalu. Cesta vesmírom ktorá sa premieta nad ich hlavami ladí s hudobnou produkciou, v rámci ktorej zaznie aj cover Pink Floyd Welcome to the Machine.
Odtiaľ sa presúvame do malej sály, kde sledujeme vystúpenie Nórov Elephant9, ktoré opísal Vespa Crabro.
Cestou na veľký stage sa na pár skladieb zastavujem na losangelských tradičných doommetalistov Early Moods, ktorí dávajú do plného publika zo seba všetko. Spevák je neprehliadnuteľný vďaka svojej hrive, ktorou headbanguje na 2-3 metre okolo seba. Hudobne príjemné zladený heavykovský doom s dobrými inštrumentálnymi výkonmi. Reakcie publika sú pozitívne, kapela si to užíva.
A tak sa dostávame na hlavný stage, kde sa chystá vystúpenie grékov 1000mods, ktorých som doteraz nepoznal, ale na ktorých je namotaný Jacob Izák Goldstein.
Staviame sa v druhom rade od zábradlia, mierne vľavo, čo nás ako sa neskôr ukáže, zachráni pred utopením sa vo víre, ktorý za takých dvadsať minút spláchne všetko živé ako Maelström Julesa Vernea ponorku Nautilus.
Medzitým sa rady zahusťujú, spoza našich chrbtov sa ozýva rev a chorály. Na hlave mi pristáva prvý pohár s pivom. Našťastie nebolo plné a väčšina mi stiekla len do kapucne a po chrbte na zem.
A už sú tu chlapci z grécka a odpaľujú svoju nálož Motörheadovského stoner rocku. Stojím priamo pod ľavým gitaristom, ktorý v truckerskej šiltovke dáva sóla a vyhrávky akoby sa nechumelilo.
Spevák a basák drží svoj Rickenbacker skoro vo vertikálnej polohe a hrá sa s davom, ktorý mu ide na ruku. Rukou naznačí kolečko a už za sebou vidím vír, z ktorého by sa dogrcal nielen kapitán Nemo ale aj Spiderman.
Oproti mne sa z kraja publika rozbieha plnoštíhly trucker s dvoma pivami v rukách, ktoré vzápätí v štýle "fuck it" hádže do strán a pokračuje smerom k Maelströmu, ktorý ho vzápätí pohltí. Ľudia, ktorých na svojej poslednej ceste dotyčný pán zrazil na zem omráčení vstávajú a omámení pokračujú v prijímaní signálu, ktorý do nich vysiela kapela. Takto nejak si predstavujem dožinky v Innsmouthe.
Je koniec, prežili sme, po tomto sa nám už nič nemôže stať.
Oddýchneme si na headlinerovi festivalu - angličanoch Uncle Acid and the Deadbeats, ktorí hrajú pomalši stoner rock a tam to predsa musí byť klid. Preto sa v prednom rade posúvame viac do stredu priamo pred pódium.
Kapela začína hrať a ja šípim, že sme to s očakávaním kľudného vystúpenia asi podcenili. Do psychadelického rytmu acid flákov sa celé publikum začína pohupovať ako vlny mora.
A už cítim na chrbte a nohách starý dobrý belgický ležiak, ktorý vyteká dáme v stredných rokoch z pohára popri tom ako nekontrolovane tancuje. Povznášam sa nad to, kultúra si vyžaduje obete.
Vzápätí Jacob Izák Goldstein, ktorý stojí mierne napravo vpredu odo mňa dostáva plný zásah pivom na hlavu. Otáča sa a hrozí päsťou dvom prťavým belgičanom, ktorí majú divoký pohľad v očiach. Jednému z nich stláča pohár a vylieva mu Cristal na hruď.
Z predu sa na Jacoba Izáka Goldsteina obráti ďaľší návštevník festivalu a s dobráckym úsmevom mu naznačuje, nechaj tak, všetko je ako má byť.
Jacob Izák Goldstein s vlasmi zježenými od pivného šampónu v tom momente poľaví zovretie, usmeje sa a nad hlavou podchytí surfujúceho starého otca, ktorý si to šinie smerom k pódiu.
Kapela ide bomby, hudba, svetlá, všetko je perfektne zladené, klávesáčka dáva dvojhlasy so spevákom a gitaristom v jednej osobe, ktorý nemá tvár.
Celý čas som sa mu do nej snažil pozrieť, ale všetko čo som videl bola tma ohraničená blond vlasmi.
Crowdsurfing je celkom intenzívny, nad hlavou mi pláva čoraz viac ľudí, rôzneho veku a pohlaví. Vidím asi šesťročného chlapca s veľkými slúchadlami na hlave a paroháčom ako surfuje pár metrov odo mňa.
Pred koncertom som si ho všimol na pánskom WC, myslel som si od zadu že do pisoára čúra trpaslík, keď sa však obrátil, videl som malého chlapca, ktorý tam bol s otcom.
Z veľkej sály sa po hodine a pol presúvame na malý stage, kde od zadu sledujeme vystúpenie Deathchant - ďalšej kapely z LA, ktorú vydáva náš starý známy label Riding Easy.
Kapela, ktorú tvoria štyria kompletne potetovaní muži dáva zo seba všetko a má neustály kontakt s publikom v predu aj vzadu. Podávanie rúk, komunikácia, človek má pocit, že mu kámoši hrajú doma v obývačke.
Deatchant kombinuje stoner metal s heavykovskými vyhrávkami, ktoré mi miestami vzdialene pripomínajú Dissection. Spievajú obaja gitaristi, všetci sa veľa hýbu, vystúpenie je dynamické, kapela je všade.
Basák pľuje ponad seba na nízky strop, z ktorého po chvíli visia kvaple ako v Demänovskej jaskyni. Ľudia besnejú, nasadenie a interakcia kapely pôsobí a všetci sa stávajú súčasťou vystúpenia.
Na záver si ľudia vypýtajú prídavok, v rámci ktorého sa deje všetko. Gitarista crowdsurfuje, basák drtí nástroj o aparát, všetci sú všade, huláka sa, hrozí sa, je to tu jeden veľký krásny bordel.
Po prídavku sa ešte dlho skanduje a vyvoláva na slávu kapele, ktorá bola definitívne jedným z vrcholov festivalu.
Po koncerte odchádzame dolámaní, mokrí od piva ale šťastní taxíkom do nášho iglú v horskej časti mesta. Posádka javí mierne známky únavy, ale nebráni nám to v pokračovaní prznenia YouTube algoritmu domáceho pána.
Po klipoch Necrophagie a piesňach Eibon dopíjame zásoby a poberáme sa spať. Rebríkový kúpeľňový radiátor zatiahol počas dňa za všetky výhrevné telesá a tak je noc celkom OK.
I. Day Two – Vespa Crabro
For some reason, I have the fewest memories of Saturday. We arrived at the venue relatively late. One performance that stuck in my mind was 1000mods. The audience was clearly very familiar with their music, whereas it was my first encounter with the band. Their energy and commitment were flawless, the sound was refreshingly uncomplicated, and their straightforward music whipped the crowd into a frenzy. For my taste, it was perhaps a little too cheerful for an event like this, but certainly one of the better performances on the main stage.
The gentlemen of Elephant9, on the small stage, were cut from an entirely different cloth. Guitars gave way to Hammond keyboards, driven through cranked-up tube amplifiers, and the massive sound of chorus-drenched organs was a welcome change of pace. The keyboardist, in particular, displayed a level of virtuosity that was probably unmatched by any other band at the festival. He was ably supported by the bassist and an incredibly precise drummer, flipping rhythms around like a child playing with sand moulds in a playground. Effortless improvisation and an enthusiastic reception from the audience. Psychedelic jazz-rock, people without phones, and twenty-somethings cheering wildly for musicians old enough to be their fathers. Is this really 2026?
Deathchant provided quite a contrast. The Los Angeles quartet kicked off their performance at precisely twenty past midnight, firing on all cylinders. Simple rhythms, melodic guitar flourishes, crushing riffs and – surprisingly – an enormous amount of emotion. That pretty much sums up a Deathchant concert. For many, it was the highlight of Saturday night. Judging by what I saw, they also sold a fair number of records. I have a feeling we'll be hearing a lot more about this band. At the end of the performance, the guys even hugged each other, something I don't often see at concerts like this.
II. Notes from the Liège MaelstrÖM – Tom/EZR
We wake up to a sunny autumn morning. Scrambled eggs made from Belgian eggs, courtesy of Vespa Crabro, a quick restocking of supplies at the grocery store, and around noon we set off on foot towards the city centre.
The descent from our mountain hideout winds past rows of brick terraced houses, leading us somewhere downhill. Once we pass beneath the motorway, the cityscape changes into typical Belgian-French urban architecture – narrow three- and four-storey houses with dormer windows on their roofs and rusticated stonework decorating their façades.
We arrive in the centre, where traditional pubs with outdoor terraces are packed tightly together. After being completely ignored by the staff in at least two establishments, we finally find a place where a waiter appears almost immediately.
A bumblebee lands in Jacob Izák Goldstein's local blonde ale. It is promptly fished out and subjected to considerably more than a gentle tickle with a toothpick handed to me by Tah-ša-tung.
Meanwhile, a police escort leads a patron out of the pub next door. The man shows no signs of resistance as he's placed in a police car and driven away with the emergency lights flashing. Later, we learn that forty troublemakers were arrested in central Liège that day for causing havoc around the city.
We effortlessly conquer the 374 steps of Montagne de Bueren and end up in a local craft beer bar, where a group of elderly Belgians take an interest in where we're from. They guess Polish or Czech – somewhere in the East, but definitely not Russian.
In the toilet, apart from depositing a two-kilo weight (those 374 steps had accelerated certain biological processes), I leave a JDØS sticker on the tiles.
One more helping of Belgian fries, and we're already on our way to a familiar address, where stoner rock, doom metal and other delicacies await us that evening.
I start with the Italians Ufomammut, watching from the balcony of the main hall while sipping a non-alcoholic Cristal. The band unleash their psychedelic barrage of down-tuned stoner metal. A journey through outer space unfolds on the screen above their heads, perfectly complementing the music, which also includes a cover of Pink Floyd's Welcome to the Machine.
From there, we move to the small hall to catch the Norwegian band Elephant9, whose performance Vespa Crabro has already described.
On our way to the main stage, I stop for a few songs by Early Moods, traditional doom metallers from Los Angeles, who are giving everything they've got to a packed audience. The singer is impossible to miss thanks to his enormous mane, which he whips around while headbanging, covering a radius of some two or three metres. Musically, it's a pleasantly cohesive blend of heavy metal and doom, delivered with strong instrumental performances. The audience responds enthusiastically, and the band are clearly enjoying themselves.
And so we arrive at the main stage, where the Greek band 1000mods are about to perform. I've never heard of them before, but Jacob Izák Goldstein is completely hooked.
We position ourselves in the second row behind the barrier, slightly to the left – a decision that, as it turns out, will save us from drowning in a whirlpool that, in about twenty minutes, will sweep away everything in its path, much like Jules Verne's Maelström swallowing the submarine Nautilus.
Meanwhile, the crowd grows denser. Roars and chants rise from somewhere behind our backs.
The first cup of beer lands on my head. Fortunately, it isn't full, and most of its contents simply run into my hood, down my back and onto the floor.
And here come the boys from Greece, unleashing their barrage of Motörhead-style stoner rock. I'm standing directly beneath the guitarist on the left, who, sporting a trucker cap, casually fires off solos and guitar flourishes as though it's the easiest thing in the world.
The singer and bassist holds his Rickenbacker almost vertically, playing with the crowd, who eagerly respond to his every move. He draws a circle in the air with his hand, and suddenly, behind me, a whirlpool opens up that would make not only Captain Nemo but even Spider-Man puke his guts out.
From the edge of the crowd opposite me, a hefty trucker comes charging forward with two beers in his hands. In a glorious fuck it moment, he flings them both aside and continues straight towards the Maelström, which promptly swallows him whole.
The people this gentleman has knocked to the ground on his final journey stagger back to their feet, dazed and bewildered, and resume receiving the signal being transmitted into their bodies by the band.
This is pretty much how I imagine a harvest festival in Innsmouth.
It's over. We've survived. Surely nothing can happen to us after this.
We'll take it easy with the festival headliners, the English band Uncle Acid and the Deadbeats. After all, they play slower stoner rock, and surely nothing like that could possibly happen there.
So we move a little closer to the centre of the front row, directly in front of the stage.
The band start playing, and I immediately sense that we may have seriously underestimated our expectations of a peaceful performance. To the psychedelic rhythms of the acid-soaked tunes, the entire audience begins swaying like waves on the sea.
And there it is again. I can feel good old Belgian lager running down my back and legs, spilling from the cup of a middle-aged woman who is dancing completely out of control.
I rise above it. Culture demands certain minor sacrifices.
Moments later, Jacob Izák Goldstein, standing slightly ahead and to my right, takes a direct hit to the head from a full cup of beer. He turns around and threatens two tiny Belgian guys with wild looks in their eyes. He squeezes one of their cups, sending its contents of Cristal pouring down the owner's chest.
Another festivalgoer standing in front of Jacob turns towards him and, with a kindly smile, gestures for him to let it go. Everything is exactly as it should be.
Jacob, his hair standing on end from the beer shampoo, loosens his grip, smiles, and immediately raises his arms to help support a crowdsurfing grandpa making his way towards the stage.
The band are absolutely killing it. The music, the lights, everything is perfectly synchronized. The female keyboardist sings harmonies with the singer-guitarist, a man who appears to have no face.
Throughout the entire concert, I keep trying to get a glimpse of his face, but all I can see is darkness framed by blond hair.
The crowdsurfing is getting pretty intense. More and more people of different ages and genders are floating above my head.
A few metres away, I spot a boy of about six, wearing enormous headphones, throwing the horns as he surfs across the crowd.
I'd noticed him earlier in the men's toilets. From behind, I thought a dwarf was taking a piss at the urinal, but when he turned around, I realised it was a little boy who had come to the festival with his father.
After an hour and a half, we leave the main hall and head to the small stage, where we watch Deathchant from the back – another band from Los Angeles, released by our old acquaintances at Riding Easy Records.
The band consists of four heavily tattooed guys who give absolutely everything they've got, maintaining constant contact with the audience both in front of and behind them. Handshakes, banter, interaction – you get the feeling that your mates are playing a gig in your living room.
Deathchant combine stoner metal with heavy metal guitar flourishes that, at times, vaguely remind me of Dissection. Both guitarists sing, everyone moves around constantly, the performance is dynamic, and the band seem to be everywhere at once.
The bassist spits upwards towards the low ceiling, from which, after a while, droplets begin hanging like stalactites in the Demänovská Cave.
The crowd goes berserk. The band's sheer commitment and interaction work their magic, and everyone becomes part of the performance.
At the end, the audience demands an encore, during which absolutely everything happens.
The guitarist goes crowdsurfing, the bassist grinds his instrument against the amplifier, everyone is everywhere, people are screaming, throwing horns – it's one big, beautiful fucking mess.
Even after the encore, the chanting and cheering continue for quite some time, celebrating a band that was undoubtedly one of the highlights of the entire festival.
After the concert, battered, soaked in beer but happy, we take a taxi back to our igloo in the mountainous part of the city.
The crew are showing mild signs of exhaustion, but that doesn't stop us from continuing to thoroughly corrupt our Airbnb host's YouTube algorithm.
After watching Necrophagia videos and listening to Eibon songs, we finish off our remaining supplies and head to bed.
The bathroom's ladder-style towel radiator has spent the entire day doing the work of every other heating appliance in the apartment, so the night turns out to be perfectly bearable.
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